Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.Tumblr (3.0; @everythingwoody)http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzkc2Lr9D1qfbfolo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13716319694http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13716319694Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:56:30 -0500woody allenAnnie Hallphotolobster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvem5q9Yei1r23bdlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meganmfk.tumblr.com/post/13486821946/silk-screen-vintage-print-found-amazing">meganmfk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Silk screen vintage print found. amazing.</p> </blockquote>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490951213http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490951213Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:01:03 -0500woody allenphoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv79du6wtr1qfol37o11_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannahitsrec.tumblr.com/post/13488881478">hannahitsrec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Midnight in Paris. On Set. At Work.</p> </blockquote>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490935461http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490935461Tue, 29 Nov 2011 01:00:32 -0500woody allenmidnight in parison setowen wilsonrachel mcadams<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvep4g8T6N1r1ik4go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://josh-l-padilla.tumblr.com/post/13489315289/allen">josh-l-padilla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Allen. </p> </blockquote>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490775028http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13490775028Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:55:00 -0500woody allenphoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv96tzOC5W1qe8kn3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13336220310http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13336220310Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:49:10 -0500wild man bluesphotowoody allen<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,28,0" width="400" height="333"><param name="movie" value="http://8tracks.com/mixes/444231/player_v3" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://8tracks.com/mixes/444231/player_v3" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="333" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>At The Movies With Woody Allen</p>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13195073455http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/13195073455Wed, 23 Nov 2011 01:16:21 -0500woody allensoundtrackmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7uihF8F01qbswdvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thefilmdirectory.tumblr.com/post/3929926601">thefilmdirectory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Director Woody Allen, Marion Cotillard, and Owen Wilson on the set of <em>Midnight in Paris</em> (2011)</p> </blockquote>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3951677972http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3951677972Fri, 18 Mar 2011 22:21:47 -0400woody allenmarion cotillardowen wilsonmidnight in parisphoto“As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”<br/><br/> - <em>Woody Allen</em>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3728590481http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3728590481Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:31:01 -0500woody allenquote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6e2wEsb61qg9k0uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahexistentialism.tumblr.com/post/3146713473">fuckyeahexistentialism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>You can’t control life. It doesn’t wind up perfectly…only art you can control.</span></p> <p>(via <a href="http://wearehibernating.tumblr.com/post/3135739166">wearehibernating</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3149534950http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3149534950Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:18:44 -0500stardust memorieswoody allenphoto“I am at two with nature.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Woody Allen</p> <p>Fun fact, this is reported to be Allen’s first joke.</p></em>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3063968689http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/3063968689Wed, 02 Feb 2011 01:55:00 -0500naturequotewoody allenThe Queen: Kiss me quick! <br /> The Fool: Yes!... where is your quick?http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2877788993http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2877788993Sat, 22 Jan 2011 15:17:08 -0500Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Askwoody allenquote<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfay1kJNsS1qe8kn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2836628389http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2836628389Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:36:56 -0500woody allenEvery Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to AskGina: [in Italian] It was my first time. Did you like it? <br /> Fabrizio: [in Italian] Me? Are you kidding? More fun than laughing. http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2807446831http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2807446831Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:39:00 -0500every thing you always wanted to know about sex * but were afraid to asklouise lasserwoody allenquote<object width="442" height="375" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="ep"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.cdn.turner.com/tegwebapps/tbs/tbs-www/cvp/teamcoco_432x243_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=239691" /><param name="bgcolor" /><embed src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/tegwebapps/tbs/tbs-www/cvp/teamcoco_432x243_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=239691" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="442" height="375"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Javier Bardem’s Woody Allen impression.<br/>(starts at about 6:20) </p>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2724188704http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2724188704Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:58:34 -0500woody allenimpressionjavier bardemvideo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letzkjwnm51qe8kn3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click through to make your own Woody Allen.</p> <p>(Print, cut, fold.)</p>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2690389064http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2690389064Mon, 10 Jan 2011 18:50:43 -0500woody allentoy a day<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leo2xtnAGA1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/brandonschaefer/5332897705/in/photostream/">The Many Faces of Woody Allen</a>” by Brandon Schaefer.</p>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2649111626http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2649111626Sat, 08 Jan 2011 02:38:57 -0500woody allenthe many faces of woody allenphoto<p><strong>DEATH</strong> (<em>for it is no one else</em>): Jesus Christ. I nearly broke my neck. </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> (<em>watching with bewilderment</em>): Who are you? </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> Death </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> Who? </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> Death. Listen &#8212; can I sit down? I nearly broke my neck. I&#8217;m shaking like a leaf. </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> Who are you? </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> <em>Death</em>. You got a glass of water? </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> Death? What do you mean, Death? </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> What is wrong with you? You see the black costume and the whitened face? </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> Yeah </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> Is it Halloween? </p> <p><strong>NAT:</strong> No </p> <p><strong>DEATH:</strong> Then I&#8217;m Death. Now can I get a glass of water &#8212; or a Fresca? </p> <p><em><strong><a href="http://www.danking.org/evergreen/Summer_2002/English1B/deathknocks.html">Full Script</a></strong></em></p>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2633640367http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2633640367Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:54:00 -0500death knocksquoteplaywoody allen“I’m not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year’s Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.”http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2563764632http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2563764632Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:15:05 -0500woody allennew yearsstandup<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lea2ajhUQr1qe8kn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2538307585http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2538307585Fri, 31 Dec 2010 00:37:31 -0500love and deathlovewoody allenquotephoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le8bmstmhi1qe8kn3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2524148706http://everythingwoody.tumblr.com/post/2524148706Thu, 30 Dec 2010 02:04:04 -0500manhattanwoody allenquotephoto