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Woody Freakin Allen

Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

Tagged with:  #woody allen  #Annie Hall  #photo  #lobster
meganmfk:

Silk screen vintage print found. amazing.

meganmfk:

Silk screen vintage print found. amazing.

Tagged with:  #woody allen  #photo

hannahitsrec:

Midnight in Paris. On Set. At Work.

Tagged with:  #woody allen  #photo
Tagged with:  #wild man blues  #photo  #woody allen

At The Movies With Woody Allen

(Source: 8tracks.com)

thefilmdirectory:

Director Woody Allen, Marion Cotillard, and Owen Wilson on the set of Midnight in Paris (2011)

thefilmdirectory:

Director Woody Allen, Marion Cotillard, and Owen Wilson on the set of Midnight in Paris (2011)

"As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
- Woody Allen
fuckyeahexistentialism:

You can’t control life. It doesn’t wind up perfectly…only art you can control.
(via wearehibernating)

fuckyeahexistentialism:

You can’t control life. It doesn’t wind up perfectly…only art you can control.

(via wearehibernating)

"I am at two with nature."
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Woody Allen

Fun fact, this is reported to be Allen’s first joke.